Really?

My maiden name has a reputation for being misspelled, mangled and altogether recreated, but these two recent interpretations of my name in general are a new low.  A recent fun interpretation was "Cantalope", just a few letters short of the fruit, but unfortunately I neglected to capture that gem with a photo.

  No doubt these little glories will continue. I'll be sure to update as they trickle in.  My money is on the C manifesting to a G sooner rather than later.