This past Thursday morning contained a variety of what I hope to be rare situations. As I walked out the door for my run I noticed a pittance of sprinkles and was quick to dismiss their nuisance. However, with about 2 1/2 miles until my run's completion I realized how quickly the novelty of running in the rain in the desert wares off. Warm rain in 85+ weather is far from romantic. I tried to focus on my stride, but was quite distracted by the amalgamation of rain and sweat imposing on my refreshing spearmint gum. My steadily accumulating annoyance compounded as the rain mixed with sweat, finding a convenient residence in my ever burning eyes.
Once home I dried off a bit and got in a little stretching before taking Jackson for his walk. By this time, the dark rain clouds appeared far enough in the distance that our walk would remain dry and uneventful. Silly me. Just prior to our halfway point moisture started to descend. Sprinkles became, rain, became barbed tick-tacs, simultaneously pelting and soaking Jackson and myself as we walked back home. Trying to remain optimistic I smiled knowing that thanks to the rain, I'd be far less stinky by the time I arrived home, however, Jackson, the very dog who will damn near water-boards himself when playing with the water from the hose, appeared to be melting like a sugar cube with the ever increasing rainfall. As we turned the corner of our street the rain had decreased to sprinkles, and eventually ceased completely by the time we arrived at our doorstep. With a little toweling off Jackson was back to his peppy self, and it was time for me to start my daily routine, or so I thought.
Throw in managing to set off our neighbor's house alarm while checking their mail and having to run home to get my phone, then back up the street barefoot to speak with the cop who had already shown up, and you've got one stellar start to the day.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Spent grain goodies
Jonathan's recent interest in home brewing not only produces a plethora of homemade beer, but also something called spent grain. Spent grain is the byproduct of the grain used during the brewing process and boy oh boy is there a lot of it. Not being once to waste a resource Jonathan discovered some awesome looking spent grain recipes, two of which I've tried, and have been pretty happy with.
"Spent Grain Cheddar Scones" was my first attempt at baking with these unique hearty grains and my second at scones. My first scone attempt, a few years back, resulted in what we fondly refer to as "scoffins" (not quite scones, but not quite muffins... aka fail). Thankfully I've learned my scone lesson and took a little more care in making these savory beauties. As per the recipe's recommendation I added some finely diced jalapenos which contributed just enough heat to complement the savory cheddar. In addition, per usual, I used an eyeballed, less-than-tablespoon of vinegar added to milk to create a buttermilk substitute to avoid buying an excessive amount of buttermilk. Its rare that I follow a recipe to the T, so I figured I could, and did, get by without "official" buttermilk. Another recommendation was to add bacon, but I thought the salt factor might be a little overwhelming and decided to go without. Not only did they look like real scones, but their texture was spot on and they were quite scrumptious. (Recipe below courtesy of http://brooklynbrewshop.com/themash/recipe-spent-grain-cheddar-scones/)
The second recipe in which I used spent grains was a graham cracker/spent grain crust for a key lime pie. I've never made a key lime pie before, but was quite satisfied with the outcome. Admittedly, since key limes are a rare find in Phoenix, per the recipe, I used a substitute of quality lime juice, so I cannot "officially" call what I made "key lime", but so be it, the result was mighty tasty nonetheless. The grain was processed with the graham crackers and mixed with butter to form the crust. I enjoyed the underline savory richness that the spent grain contributed to the sweet graham crackers, but I'd recommend pulverizing the spent grain a bit before adding in the graham crackers since on occasion an unprocessed grain could cause quite the texture interruption. Having never made this type of pie before I opted to go big or go home and used an Emeril Lagasse recipe in its full, rich glory. The pie definitely improved in texture and flavor from one day to the next, but seeing that the pie plate is now vacant, I'd call it an overall success.
Two for two so far... not half bad.
Spent Grain Cheddar Scone Recipe:
"Spent Grain Cheddar Scones" was my first attempt at baking with these unique hearty grains and my second at scones. My first scone attempt, a few years back, resulted in what we fondly refer to as "scoffins" (not quite scones, but not quite muffins... aka fail). Thankfully I've learned my scone lesson and took a little more care in making these savory beauties. As per the recipe's recommendation I added some finely diced jalapenos which contributed just enough heat to complement the savory cheddar. In addition, per usual, I used an eyeballed, less-than-tablespoon of vinegar added to milk to create a buttermilk substitute to avoid buying an excessive amount of buttermilk. Its rare that I follow a recipe to the T, so I figured I could, and did, get by without "official" buttermilk. Another recommendation was to add bacon, but I thought the salt factor might be a little overwhelming and decided to go without. Not only did they look like real scones, but their texture was spot on and they were quite scrumptious. (Recipe below courtesy of http://brooklynbrewshop.com/themash/recipe-spent-grain-cheddar-scones/)
The second recipe in which I used spent grains was a graham cracker/spent grain crust for a key lime pie. I've never made a key lime pie before, but was quite satisfied with the outcome. Admittedly, since key limes are a rare find in Phoenix, per the recipe, I used a substitute of quality lime juice, so I cannot "officially" call what I made "key lime", but so be it, the result was mighty tasty nonetheless. The grain was processed with the graham crackers and mixed with butter to form the crust. I enjoyed the underline savory richness that the spent grain contributed to the sweet graham crackers, but I'd recommend pulverizing the spent grain a bit before adding in the graham crackers since on occasion an unprocessed grain could cause quite the texture interruption. Having never made this type of pie before I opted to go big or go home and used an Emeril Lagasse recipe in its full, rich glory. The pie definitely improved in texture and flavor from one day to the next, but seeing that the pie plate is now vacant, I'd call it an overall success.
Two for two so far... not half bad.
Spent Grain Cheddar Scone Recipe:
- 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
- 3/4 cup Spent Grain, dried
- 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 2 teaspoons granulated sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 4 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces
- 1 1/4 cup (6 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese
- 1/2 cup buttermilk
- 1 large egg
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- In a large bowl, stir together flour, spent grain, baking powder, sugar, and salt. With a pastry blender (or using two knives), cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse meal. Stir in the cheese to combine.
- In a small bowl, whisk together the buttermilk and egg. Add it to your dry ingredients, stirring just until the dough comes together.
- Turn the dough out onto a clean surface and gently flatten into an 8-inch round. Use a knife to cut the circle into eight triangles. Transfer scones onto the sheet pan and bake until golden brown, about 20 minutes. Serve hot and with butter!
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Monday, July 8, 2013
Traveling fool
The last month and a half has cemented my appreciation of purchasing a decent suitcase. My work adventures started in Dallas, then meandered to and from LA, STL and Kansas City, MO. My trip to Dallas was pretty short, but an overall interesting experience. Nice people, ok food, but a whole lot of sprawl, and let's be honest, it's Texas. While in Dallas I made strides in my fear of skittering bugs (aka the small hotel roach I named Raul whom I smashed upon site, but remained in my bathroom floor post house keeping visit), and also experienced some good ole fashion tornado sirens. Luckily despite the hideously red map to the right, the tornado did not touch ground near my hotel. Ironically, it just so happens that the last time I was in Texas for work I had to leave a day early thanks to an especially devastating hurricane. Perhaps these reoccurring natural disasters during my visits are an indication that I should stay away from the lone star state.
After being home for memorial day weekend, and enjoying a lovely break from the heat in Flagstaff, I was off to LA for my second in a series of work trips. I usually always enjoy my time in the Golden State and this trip, despite the long work hours, was no different. Part of my time was spent making a solo trip to Malibu (work related), in which I managed to navigate the wicked LA freeways despite my best efforts to tune out the navigation system via excessive radio rocking out. Thank goodness for the reroute!
It wasn't long after spending time in the City of Angeles that I found myself back in the alphanumeric Southwest boarding line on my way to St. Louis, Missouri. The office, where I spent most of my hours, is just a few blocks from the Arch, and also has a terrific view of Cardinal's stadium. The only disturbing aspect of my trip had to be my culinary experience. Little did I know, one of the city's claim to fame is something called provel cheese. Yes, it's edible, kind of, but I will not go as far as to call it "food". If you have ever had a "craft single", imagine creating a block of the same rubbery, oil based amalgamation and dying it white, then for kicks, smashing it through some sort of play-dough like processor to create "strings". Said Provel "strings" resemble plump cooked spaghetti noodles but taste like chewing plastic. Not all provel is served in its sting form, in fact sometimes they attempt to melt said "cheese" which, if left to cool for too long results in an eventual rubbery clump drowning in pool of oil. Yummy...
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| The STL IT headquarters whale stapler! |
Yet another culinary regional favourite is something named "ooey gooey butter cake". Now, I am a sweet tooth through and through, but this was just too much. Imagine a butter saturated graham cracker crust, topped with something akin to sugar cookie dough plus a little extra butter, then sprinkle copious amounts of powdered sugar on the top. I can officially say I tried it, and will never eat it again.
Despite a poor food experience, all was not lost in STL seeing that that I can now add the Arch to my "sights seen" list, and I had the chance to travel to St. Louis' famed science center with a few coworkers. Color me surprised, I was quite impressed with their science center. The space exploration section was my favorite educational wing, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that the anamatronic T-Rex and its Dino-prey dinner wasn't my hands down favorite exhibit. Their movements were darn near mesmerising.
After St Louis I was home for a mere 2 days before returning to my spot in the Southwest line for a return tip to LA. For a delightfully unexpected reason my flight was booked business class and I wound up with an A01 boarding pass. For those non-Southwest flyers this means that I was designated the first person down the jet way to board the plane. Now I usually am not too much of a stickler if I have B12 and B15 steps in front of me; however, when I noticed the guy holding A12 had put himself two feet in front of the designated A01 line position, I wasn't just going to step aside. Hell no was I going to let my A01 opportunity pass me by! I had no shame in confidently stepping right in front of him and happily making my way to the plane first. Honestly pal, back off!
Despite a poor food experience, all was not lost in STL seeing that that I can now add the Arch to my "sights seen" list, and I had the chance to travel to St. Louis' famed science center with a few coworkers. Color me surprised, I was quite impressed with their science center. The space exploration section was my favorite educational wing, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that the anamatronic T-Rex and its Dino-prey dinner wasn't my hands down favorite exhibit. Their movements were darn near mesmerising.
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| Look ma, my foot isn't thaaaat big... for once. |
After St Louis I was home for a mere 2 days before returning to my spot in the Southwest line for a return tip to LA. For a delightfully unexpected reason my flight was booked business class and I wound up with an A01 boarding pass. For those non-Southwest flyers this means that I was designated the first person down the jet way to board the plane. Now I usually am not too much of a stickler if I have B12 and B15 steps in front of me; however, when I noticed the guy holding A12 had put himself two feet in front of the designated A01 line position, I wasn't just going to step aside. Hell no was I going to let my A01 opportunity pass me by! I had no shame in confidently stepping right in front of him and happily making my way to the plane first. Honestly pal, back off!
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| Club at LAX, go figgya... |
Friday, June 7, 2013
Last day in Philly
We stared our last day in Philly with the breakfast of champions from a novelty donut hot spot named Federal donuts. Federal donuts is known for their tasty coffee brews, scrumptious uniquely flavoured donuts and, logically, amazing fried chicken. Jonathan was hoping for a Lo Los-esque chicken and donuts kind of plate, but seeing that the chicken wasn't served until about 11:30, he enjoyed a pink lemonade donut while I enjoyed some sort of chocolate, coffee deliciousness. Before we left the hostess offered us a free chocolate peanut butter donut since it wasn't looking flawless enough for the display photo she was planning to send across the interwebs via social media outlets. We accepted and needless to say, enjoyed.
| Kind of a silly picture, but I love it! |
Monday, May 20, 2013
Prisons, museums and szechuan, oh my!
We toured all of the open cell blocks, admiring the occasional two story, later additions, as well as the extra creepy and decrepit death row sections. Despite no one ever being executed at this prison, death row had its share of inmates. Another creepy section, which didn't photograph well, was the area designated for solitary punishment. The ceilings in this location were not even 5 feet tall. If you look close enough you can kind of see the doors along the left wall. Wretched.
After we left the prison we headed across the street to what turned out to be a rather pretentious coffee/vegan/hipster/too-cool-for-school restaurant. I don't care for false flattery but am not keen on feeling less worthy after placing a simple coffee order with the monochromatic, androgynous server. Nothing like paying for a little local condescension.
From the apathetic coffee shop we walked to The Barnes Foundation. I had never heard of the Barnes Foundation but Jonathan gave me a little back story, so here is the super skinny. Albert C Barnes made his fortune by co-developing an anti-gonorrhea drug, and thanks to his nouveach riche status, was shunned by the old school art collectors. So he opted to do his own thing. Barnes bought all kinds of art, decorated every available space he owned and deemed those elites who sunbed their nose at him, banned from seeing or having his art. At some point the goal was to always grant free access to his magnificent collection, but generations and heirs later the amazing structure that houses Barnes' cluttered, yet impressive collection. charges your usual gallery ticket prices.
In addition to the plethora of paintings, sketches and drawings there were random antique items such as door knockers, hinges, benches and chairs. Mind you, there were benches clearly placed in the center of nearly each gallery room for visitors to rest their bones upon which differed greatly from the antique furniture that abutted the walls beneath the famous paintings. Enter oblivious tourist. Apparently one of the chairs on the 2nd floor (clearly within the gallery borders) was too much for one visitor to pass up. We heard the hustle and bustle of security and "sir, you can't sit there" harrumphs, only to learn that someone decided to literally pull up a chair and have a seat among the exhibits. The huffs and puffs of the security and exhibit specialists clearly displayed the worth of the chair, but we couldn't help but find the whole situation pretty entertaining.
One more day to go... I promise it will not take me quite as long to post!
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Vaction part deux
A full catholic mass isn't quite my scene, but Nick and Christine's ceremony was brimming with sincere love and the newlyweds appeared quite delighted with the first step in their new marital adventure. Ever since our own wedding I have to admit, I'm a bit of a sucker for weddings, so despite the religious aspect, I very much enjoyed being a part of such an exciting first step in a friend's married life.
After the ceremony we hopped on a shuttle back to the hotel, and snagged a quick beverage before loading into the school bus (yes, an official school bus) to the wedding reception. Turned out, a buddy whom Jonathan crossed the Grand Canyon with, John, was in charge of decorating the interior of the school bus. I was particularly impressed with his crepe paper decorative style. I mean honestly, how many guys know how key it is to twist the streamers? Job well done.
After the reception we boarded the shuttle for a rather entertaining, semi rowdy ride back to the hotel, then headed out to the after party at Old Bay. Old Bay is a Cajun themed bar/restaurant in New Brunswick that Jonathan and I rarely visited while at Rutgers, but is a favorite of the newlyweds. We enjoyed a terrific live band, a few more libations and time with friends, before this partier was ready to turn in for the night.
We enjoyed a lovely reception complete with a fantastic dinner and plenty of dancing. When we're home, despite my love of dancing, we do not seek out clubs or dance scenes, so whenever we have a wedding to attend I'm sure to get my buggy on!
Monday was the first day of our free time in Philly which we planned to spend touring one of the nation's first prisons and perhaps a museum or two.
Prison and museum touring to come...
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Vacation!
Our train trip from Newark to New Brunswick included treats for the eyes in the form of plentiful, diverse, and complex graffiti. Sure, you can find the occasional art tag here or there in Phoenix, but nothing compares to what we saw traveling from Newark to New Brunswick, all the way to Philly.
Having managed to catch a cold the night before, which steadily built during our travel day, I stayed in on Thursday night while Jonathan caught up with some friends. Friday, we hopped back on the train and headed to the Guggenheim museum in the swanky upper east side. I can't say this museum is on my top 10 list, but the building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and was impressive in and of itself. I took a few pics, was scolded over one, but overall can't say the art was really my bailiwick. We walked through the throng of nannies to find a quick snack before heading to the MOMA store. We had expectations of finding something entertaining to purchase, but left empty handed.
It had been almost 5 years since the last time I'd set foot in New Jersey/New York and as much as I enjoy the diversity and sites to see, I certainly do not miss the massive, and often completely oblivious crowds of people everywhere. This said, instead of fighting through time square and walking our legs clean off, we hopped in a cab to Penn Station and just so happened to catch an express train back to New Brunswick.

Saturday, was the day of our friend's wedding, so we opted to stay local and wander about the campus. Turned out Rutgers was essentially having a "get to know your University" event that included all sorts of Rutgers booths including free mini cupcakes that you got to decorate yourself, RU alumni pins and magnets, and various games and crafting sections for kids. It was refreshing to see Rutgers so festive and outgoing. At one point we came across the RU Knight and I used my Jersey, know-when-to-step-up-faster-than-the-guy-next-to-you moves, to snag a great pic. GO RU!
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